“Remember when you thought I was having an affair with Quinn and Kurt…and then asked me to prom?”
“Remember when you joined the synchronized swim team to impress Mercedes?”
“Whatever! At least I pursued my girl, you gave yours a flower that meant secret love at Junior promand then didn’t reveal your feelings to her until we graduated…from college.”
“I didn’t want to ruin our friendship! Anyways… Remember when I went to your establishment of employment to ask you to rejoin glee club and you were a stripper?”
“Remember when you showed up to said establishment with Finn?”
“Ugh, don’t remind me. That oaf. I still can’t believe he tried to give me an engagement ring in high school. Oh, wait…remember when you gave Quinn a ring after only knowing her for thirty minutes?”
“Har. Har. It was at least a couple weeks. And you bought Quinn’s ring a week after you professed your lurve for her at her graduation from Yale!”
“Jim bought a ring for Pam a week after they started dating. When you know, you know.”
Sam slowly shakes his head back and forth, a barely-there smile on his face.
“I can’t believe you just compared your relationship to Jam.”
