The Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza part II
Rachel: I’M HAAVING A PARRTYYY, A PARTY FOR TWO, NOT INVITING NOBOOODYYY, NOBODY BUT QUIINN…
Rachel: QUINN SHOOK ME ALLLL NIIIIGHT LOOOONG…
Rachel: LET’S TALK ABOUT SEX, QUINNIE, LET’S TALK ABOUT YOU AND ME…
Rachel: I’M GONNA LI-LI-LI-LICK QUINN FROM HER HEAD TO HER TOES…
Rachel: HEY, HEY YOU ALL NEED TO LEAVE NOW SO QUINN AND I CAN START OUR AFTER-PARTY. WE’RE GONNA LET’S GET IT ON À LA MARVIN GAAAAYE. GET IT. CAUSE WE’RE SO GAAAY. FOR EACH OTHER. OKAY SERIOUSLY GET OUT. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
Puck: Wait, Quinn, is she serious? It’s only ten o’clock.
Quinn: If she’s not, I am. EVERYBODY OUT.
Rachel: QUINN’S SEX IS LIKE WHOA QUINN’S ASS IS LIKE WHOA QUINN’S BODY’S LIKE WHOA…
Rachel: POUR SOME SUGAR ON QUIIIN OOOH IN THE NAME OF LOVE…
Rachel: I SEE YOU QUINNIE SHAKIN’ DAT ASS SHAKIN’ DAT ASS…
Rachel: WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL HERE? THE FASTER YOU LEAVE THE FASTER QUINN CAN DO ME ON THIS STAGE.
After that night, the Glee club set two rules:
Rachel wasn’t allowed to host anymore parties. (Not counting her parties for two. Quinn made sure that was noted.)
And they could never take her to a karaoke bar.
