Season 1: Quinn got pregnant, was furious, had a baby, and was super gay
Season 2: Quinn rejoined the Cheerios, lost Prom queen, was really upset in New York, and was super gay
Season 3: Quinn had pink hair, then didn’t, wanted her baby back, then didn’t, couldn’t walk, then did, and was super gay
Season 4: Quinn is at Yale and is super gay
Season 5: Canon can suck it. She’s still gay.
today is my birthday everybody love me
I’m so sorry it’s not my birthday I can’t do this
I have so much guilt
oh look it’s been a year since I failed at April Fools
quinn once tried to steal a baby
I mean I love her but I’m just saying
be careful, klaine
Quinn got together with Puck so that when they are about to have sex she can stop him, say, “wait, I got something for you” and then whip out
"wouldn’t you rather do it with THIS” she’ll exclaim, throwing the hive at Puck and then fleeing the room swarming with bees, chuckling about soul mates all the while
Anonymous asked: That episode was painful. Can you ease the pain?
5 dollars says Quinn comes back married
10 she dropped out of Yale to become a nun.
15 she’s pregnant with the second coming of Christ
20 she started a fan club for a bold man with a yellow hat called Bryan Murphi
25 the whole of America comes together to tell her she’s being deported for being a pretty blonde girl
50 says she and britt dropped out and are operating an organic juice farm
Who had money on Quick
This is what I remember.
The episode starts with Will and Emma trying to produce spawn on a High School campus. Yeah.
Then Tina, Sam, and Blaine sing Jumpin’ Jumpin’ so I guess they are Destiny’s Child. Unfortunately, out of these three, I think Blaine is Beyoncé. Tina is Michelle Williams.
Tina cries several times about graduation because, as she tells Sam and Blaine, she knows that once they graduate they’ll lose touch and won’t be friends anymore. I’m pretty sure this is how Michelle Williams felt near the ending of Destiny’s Child.
Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland tell Michelle Williams that they’ll keep in touch and stay friends forever because Facebook exists.
Then the trio decide to lock themselves in the school overnight because that is a fun thing to do. Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams make out in a classroom and Blainyoncé is grossed out. He gets upset but then is over it after the commercial break. Everything is awesome.
Meanwhile in New York, Rachel Berry is being Rachel Berry which is always fun to watch. She moves in with Adam Lambert and their friendship is everything. Kurt, Demi Lovato, and Adam Lambert form a trio after kicking Rachel and Santana out of the band for still being
frenemies. Like, girls, that was so last episode. Quinn is mentioned. The two girls do not resolve their conflict by the end of the show.
Will and Emma again attempt procreation.
Demi Lovato sang and it was perfect.
This is what I remember.
Tina and Artie were both up for Valedictorian because there is no one else in the school. They had to write and give speeches for Sue and a panel of judges. This competition makes them frenemies. Artie is pushed from his wheelchair. After a wacky turn of events Blaine is selected Valedictorian.
Meanwhile in New York, Kurt thinks that Adam Lambert is trying to take over his band (but let’s face it if Adam Lambert wanted to take over your band you would already not have a band, Hummel) so, he uses advice given to him by Blaine and buddies up to him (the whole ‘keep your friends close and enemies closer thing’ textbook frenemies). Adam Lambert, because he is amazing, knows that this is Kurt’s game and tells him that he wants to be friends with Kurt and has no interest in stealing his band (because he is too busy focusing on taking over the world with Demi Lovato, duh). This storyline of the show ends with Kurt and Adam taking selfies together because really what else is there to do in New York.
Meanwhile also in New York, Rachel and Santana start the show being super nice to each other. There are mentions of Quinn. Then Santana auditions for Funny Girl. There are more mentions of Quinn. Rachel is mad at Santana for being mean. Santana is mad at Rachel for also being mean. The two frenemies drop the fr. Rachel dramatically moves out at the end of the episode.
There was singing.
(Also, Demi Lovato was not in the episode. They should really inform us of this beforehand.)
So, basically what I’m getting is that there was a lot of Pezberry and absolutely no one paid attention to what happened back at McKinely alright okay.
- "They all took up knitting and tried to knit the longest sock."
This actually sounds like the most exciting storyline Glee has attempted in some time. And I’m guessing that all the socks made during the competition were donated to Rachel so that she would finally have socks that fit her endless miles and miles of impossibly long never ending go on for days legs.
what’s up? how was your summer? did you do something new with your hair?
soooo I was not aware that Glee was moved to Tuesday nights soooo
this blog’s ‘hiatus’ will
probably end next Tuesday
keep it funky, people
Anonymous asked: I miss your blog so much when Glee isn't on.
This makes me feel slightly guilty, because I honestly forgot this blog existed for a little bit there.
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