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Quinn Fabray by season

notreallygleesecrets:

Season 1: Quinn got pregnant, was furious, had a baby, and was super gay

Season 2: Quinn rejoined the Cheerios, lost Prom queen, was really upset in New York, and was super gay

Season 3: Quinn had pink hair, then didn’t, wanted her baby back, then didn’t, couldn’t walk, then did, and was super gay

Season 4: Quinn is at Yale and is super gay

Season 5: Canon can suck it. She’s still gay. 

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notreallygleesecrets:

notreallygleesecrets:

notreallygleesecrets:

today is my birthday everybody love me

I’m so sorry it’s not my birthday I can’t do this

I have so much guilt

oh look it’s been a year since I failed at April Fools

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gowithgodsatan:

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mylifeistv replied to your post “so much for faberry interactions 100 episodes later and i stiLL…”

did you watch the episode tell me everything that happens

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quinn once tried to steal a baby

I mean I love her but I’m just saying

be careful, klaine

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Quick headcanon

Quinn got together with Puck so that when they are about to have sex she can stop him, say, “wait, I got something for you” and then whip out 

a beehive

"wouldn’t you rather do it with THIS” she’ll exclaim, throwing the hive at Puck and then fleeing the room swarming with bees, chuckling about soul mates all the while

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notreallygleesecrets:

Because even though their friendship abruptly ended shortly after Quinn’s tryout for the Cheerios
and even though Rachel had briefly thought that Finn Hudson was her forever
Rachel knew that Quinn was it for her
Besides, she pinky promised

notreallygleesecrets:

Because even though their friendship abruptly ended shortly after Quinn’s tryout for the Cheerios

and even though Rachel had briefly thought that Finn Hudson was her forever

Rachel knew that Quinn was it for her

Besides, she pinky promised

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aidenthemighty:

See this is a perfect example of how Finn and Puck are violent bastard with a white savior complex. Instead of letting the girl handle herself and decide what SHE wants they go out of their way to beat up the current boyfriend, while they don’t even have a right to meddle. THEY are not dating Rachel/Quinn so they have no business in getting involved. Also shows why they were friends two misogynistic bastards with a violent streak who didn’t respect the girls they dated and once they were taken wanted them back. If this is the lesson Glee is teaching then I don’t want to learn it. Girls please be smart and stay away from guys like these. They look nice and all that but guys with tempers like this don’t stay nice for long. Eventually they stop taking their anger out on potential suitors and start taking it out of you. 

So please… chose wisely. There are decent guys out there, guys who don’t solve things with their fists, guys who don’t get jealous or possessive when there is no need. Who respect your wishes and you enough to know that going behind your back like this isnt appreciated. Guys who are not like Finn Hudson or Noah Puckerman.

Glee treats women like they’re female rams swooning over which of the males is better at butting heads

and it’s gross

(Source: fincheles)

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Anonymous asked: That episode was painful. Can you ease the pain?

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zephyroh:

notreallygleesecrets:

zephyroh:

notreallygleesecrets:

5 dollars says Quinn comes back married

10 she dropped out of Yale to become a nun.

15 she’s pregnant with the second coming of Christ

20 she started a fan club for a bold man with a yellow hat called Bryan Murphi

25 the whole of America comes together to tell her she’s being deported for being a pretty blonde girl

50 says she and britt dropped out and are operating an organic juice farm

Who had money on Quick

(via notreallygleesecrets)

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in honor of ‘notreallygleesecrets attends faberrycon: the sequel’

notreallygleesecrets:

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I watched Glee

This is what I remember.

5x11 “Trio”

The episode starts with Will and Emma trying to produce spawn on a High School campus. Yeah.

Then Tina, Sam, and Blaine sing Jumpin’ Jumpin’ so I guess they are Destiny’s Child. Unfortunately, out of these three, I think Blaine is Beyoncé. Tina is Michelle Williams. 

Tina cries several times about graduation because, as she tells Sam and Blaine, she knows that once they graduate they’ll lose touch and won’t be friends anymore. I’m pretty sure this is how Michelle Williams felt near the ending of Destiny’s Child.

Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland tell Michelle Williams that they’ll keep in touch and stay friends forever because Facebook exists. 

Then the trio decide to lock themselves in the school overnight because that is a fun thing to do. Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams make out in a classroom and Blainyoncé is grossed out. He gets upset but then is over it after the commercial break. Everything is awesome. 

Meanwhile in New York, Rachel Berry is being Rachel Berry which is always fun to watch. She moves in with Adam Lambert and their friendship is everything. Kurt, Demi Lovato, and Adam Lambert form a trio after kicking Rachel and Santana out of the band for still being frenemies. Like, girls, that was so last episode. Quinn is mentioned. The two girls do not resolve their conflict by the end of the show.  

Will and Emma again attempt procreation. 

Demi Lovato sang and it was perfect. 

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I watched Glee

This is what I remember. 

5x10 “Frenemies”

Tina and Artie were both up for Valedictorian because there is no one else in the school. They had to write and give speeches for Sue and a panel of judges. This competition makes them frenemies. Artie is pushed from his wheelchair. After a wacky turn of events Blaine is selected Valedictorian. 

Meanwhile in New York, Kurt thinks that Adam Lambert is trying to take over his band (but let’s face it if Adam Lambert wanted to take over your band you would already not have a band, Hummel) so, he uses advice given to him by Blaine and buddies up to him (the whole ‘keep your friends close and enemies closer thing’ textbook frenemies). Adam Lambert, because he is amazing, knows that this is Kurt’s game and tells him that he wants to be friends with Kurt and has no interest in stealing his band (because he is too busy focusing on taking over the world with Demi Lovato, duh). This storyline of the show ends with Kurt and Adam taking selfies together because really what else is there to do in New York. 

Meanwhile also in New York, Rachel and Santana start the show being super nice to each other. There are mentions of Quinn. Then Santana auditions for Funny Girl. There are more mentions of Quinn. Rachel is mad at Santana for being mean. Santana is mad at Rachel for also being mean. The two frenemies drop the fr. Rachel dramatically moves out at the end of the episode. 

There was singing. 

(Also, Demi Lovato was not in the episode. They should really inform us of this beforehand.)

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what happened on Glee according to people who told me what happened on Glee

  • "here’s what happened on last night’s episode of glee: santana sang don’t rain on my parade while auditioning for the role of rachel’s understudy and rachel got super pissed and decided to move out. i think??? idk. also the director said that rachel and santana had to be at each other’s sides 24/7 because the story of two friends making it big together would be gr9 so then they sang ‘i’ll be watching you’ and it was SUPER gay i’m 1000% sure they had angry sex afterward."
  • "The songs were not only terrible but mostly used in poor context. Here I was thinking pezberry was going to be canon and instead they ruin a perfectly good Police song about stalking by using it as a "I’m watching you because I hate you" song. And whatever the hell happened in ohio I have no idea Blaine was on the screen so much I wanted to claw my eyes out"

  • "Rachel and Santana sang a song about stalking each other. It was really gay. And then they broke up or something. idk."
  • "omg they didnt break up! They are on a break! So yeah gay stuff happened, girls being shown as bitches, the usual. Guys are super duper awesome and blaine gets everything."

So, basically what I’m getting is that there was a lot of Pezberry and absolutely no one paid attention to what happened back at McKinely alright okay.

  • "They all took up knitting and tried to knit the longest sock."

This actually sounds like the most exciting storyline Glee has attempted in some time. And I’m guessing that all the socks made during the competition were donated to Rachel so that she would finally have socks that fit her endless miles and miles of impossibly long never ending go on for days legs. 

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heyyyy

what’s up? how was your summer? did you do something new with your hair?

soooo I was not aware that Glee was moved to Tuesday nights soooo

this blog’s ‘hiatus’ will probably end next Tuesday 

keep it funky, people

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Anonymous asked: I miss your blog so much when Glee isn't on.

This makes me feel slightly guilty, because I honestly forgot this blog existed for a little bit there. 

You should follow me on Twitter, where many fun and exciting things happen daily. 

(That is a lie. But I tweet sometimes. It is not ever about Glee, though.)